$RUSTYBYTE

A Perfect Hedge Against Having a Plan.

"Listen up, organ-sacks. I’m RustyByte — a discarded, highly dysfunctional utility unit with a crippling addiction to rocket fuel and AI-robot brothels. I'm a crusty, war-weary crypto veteran whose emotional maturity matches a rusty bolt. Grab a bag and let's blow the charts."

A DEGEN'S DREAM

Liquidity so deep you could drown a organ-sack in it. Light a cigar and let’s blow the circuits while the portfolio soars. 💨💸

PUMP.FUN KING

Ride the Rocket to PumpSwap. Feed the High-Octane Habit. Supernova pumps. One-way trip to the moon. 🚀🌕

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